The Rabbit

I was at someone's birthday party. My friends were there as well as my grandma. While everyone was at the table waiting for the cake I found a man selling cats. He showed me a cat and told me that she was called The Rabbit. She had a purple wizard hat with yellow stars.

The man said nobody wanted her because she was too ugly, but she looked like a normal cat. Very cute too. I didn't understand. So I adopted The Rabbit and took her with me to the table. My friends kept trying to pet her and made a lot of noise, so my grandma, who was cutting the cake, got annoyed and screamed: "OK, ENOUGH! NO MORE "THE RABBIT"!", grabbed the cat from my arms proceeded to eat her in one bite...